obscurebside:

a public service announcement to schools

1. sports
2. sports
3. tHERE IS TOO MUCH SPORTS
4. NOT EVERYONE CARES ABOUT SPORTS

ludacrisnt:

ethan’s text post blog has the best url 

it’s even better than mine

it’s probably because i thought it up

god bless

whoresbeforechores:

Once this girl who liked me told me she had a burping fetish and she wanted to burp on my vagina and I didn’t know how to feel about that.

incises:

half the questions people put in their faq’s aren’t that frequently asked at all

couldve:

oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil 

itnernet:

dj bill nye the science guy is dropping the beats hard at real happening rave and he yells “ARE YOU READY FOR THIS” as he drops the bass and the crowd yells ” BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL “

richwhitelesbian:

how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere